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-The Song of Everlasting Sorrow-
Wang Anyi

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-The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao-
Junot Diaz

-Redwall-
Brian Jacques

-A History of God-
Karen Armstrong

NYT Best

Completed

-The God of Small Things-
Arundhati Roy

-Man's Search for Meaning-
Victor Frankl

-The Relaxation Response-
Herbert Benson Miriam Klipper

-The Road Less Traveled-
M. Scott Peck

-A Short History of Tractors in Ukrainian-
Marina Lewycka

-On Beauty-
Zadie Smith

-Mutant Message Down Under-
Marlo Morgan

-Lullaby-
Chuck Palahniuk

-Eat Pray Love-
Elizabeth Gilbert

-Ella Minnow Pea: A Novel in Letters-
Mark Dunn

-White Teeth-
Zadie Smith

-Wild Seed-
Octavia Butler

-Children of the Mind-
Orson Scott Card

-Xenocide-
Orson Scott Card

-Speaker for the Dead-
Orson Scott Card

-Dune-
Frank Herbert

-Shadow Puppets-
Orson Scott Card

-Ender's Shadow-
Orson Scott Card

-The Da Vinci Code-
Dan Brown

-On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft-
Stephen King

-Furthering My Education: A Memoir-
William Corbett

-Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone-
J.K.Rowling

-The Name of the Rose-
Umberto Eco

-Petersburg-
Andrei Bely

-Rich Dad, Poor Dad-
Robert Kiyosaki and Sharon Lechter

-The Princessa : Machiavelli for Women-
Harriet Rubin

-Girl With a Pearl Earring-
Tracy Chevalier

-Motherless Brooklyn-
Jonathan Lethem

-Gun, With Occasional Music-
Jonathan Lethem

-As She Climbed Across the Table-
Jonathan Lethem

-Angels&Demons-
Dan Brown

-Ender's Game-
Orson Scott Card

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Night at the Museum
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Van Helsing
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The Importance of Being Ernest
Russian Ark
Better Off Dead
Training Day
Triplets of Belleville

good advice

October 29, 2005

Conan O'Brien dishes out the wisdom to Harvard grads...

So what can you expect out there in the real world? Let me tell you. As you leave these gates and re-enter society, one thing is certain: Everyone out there is going to hate you. Never tell anyone in a roadside diner that you went to Harvard. In most situations the correct response to where did you to school is, "School? Why, I never had much in the way of book larnin' and such." Then, get in your BMW and get the hell out of there.

...making me wonder, once again, why MIT couldn't have gotten someone even remotely funny to send the classes of 2004 and 2005 off into the real world.

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