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Books

Current

-The Song of Everlasting Sorrow-
Wang Anyi

Future

-The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao-
Junot Diaz

-Redwall-
Brian Jacques

-A History of God-
Karen Armstrong

NYT Best

Completed

-The God of Small Things-
Arundhati Roy

-Man's Search for Meaning-
Victor Frankl

-The Relaxation Response-
Herbert Benson Miriam Klipper

-The Road Less Traveled-
M. Scott Peck

-A Short History of Tractors in Ukrainian-
Marina Lewycka

-On Beauty-
Zadie Smith

-Mutant Message Down Under-
Marlo Morgan

-Lullaby-
Chuck Palahniuk

-Eat Pray Love-
Elizabeth Gilbert

-Ella Minnow Pea: A Novel in Letters-
Mark Dunn

-White Teeth-
Zadie Smith

-Wild Seed-
Octavia Butler

-Children of the Mind-
Orson Scott Card

-Xenocide-
Orson Scott Card

-Speaker for the Dead-
Orson Scott Card

-Dune-
Frank Herbert

-Shadow Puppets-
Orson Scott Card

-Ender's Shadow-
Orson Scott Card

-The Da Vinci Code-
Dan Brown

-On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft-
Stephen King

-Furthering My Education: A Memoir-
William Corbett

-Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone-
J.K.Rowling

-The Name of the Rose-
Umberto Eco

-Petersburg-
Andrei Bely

-Rich Dad, Poor Dad-
Robert Kiyosaki and Sharon Lechter

-The Princessa : Machiavelli for Women-
Harriet Rubin

-Girl With a Pearl Earring-
Tracy Chevalier

-Motherless Brooklyn-
Jonathan Lethem

-Gun, With Occasional Music-
Jonathan Lethem

-As She Climbed Across the Table-
Jonathan Lethem

-Angels&Demons-
Dan Brown

-Ender's Game-
Orson Scott Card

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Film

Future

Sin Nombre
Lion's Den
Turtles Can Fly
Defiance
Where the Wild Things Are
The Wackness
City of God
La Vie en Rose
4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days
Paris, je t'aime
Away From Her
Charlie Wilson's War
Spring, Summer, Winter, Fall... and Spring
Lust, Caution
Trade
Hellboy
Hellboy II
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

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Toy Story 3
Inception
Predator
Edge of Darkness
Bolt
Bolt
Bolt
Bolt
Bolt
Bolt
Iron Giant
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Paranormal Activity
Eddie Izzard: Unrepeatable
Doubt
Outlander
Taking of Pelham 123
Sherlock Holmes
2012
Taken
Surrogates
Zombieland
The Reader
Drag Me to Hell
Primer
District 9
Night at the Museum 2
Night at the Museum
Avatar
Inglorious Basterds
The Hangover
Chocolat
The Proposal
Stardust
Up
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Monsters vs. Aliens
Everything is Illuminated
Sunshine
The Incredible Hulk
Eastern Promises
Ironman
Eastern Promises
Ponyo
District 9
Dark Knight
Into the Wild
Wanted
The Pursuit of Happyness
He's Just Not That Into You
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
Terminator Salvation
The Spirit
Black Snake Moan
Milk
Elegy
Rachel Getting Married
Twilight
Watchmen
Slumdog Millionaire
Good Will Hunting
Burn After Reading
Coraline
Vicky Cristina Barcelona
V for Vendetta
All About My Mother
Talk to Her
Heading South
Babel
Slumdog Millionaire
Changeling
Quantum of Solace
Dark Knight
Made of Honor
Kung Fu Panda
The Savages
Definitely Maybe
Knocked Up
Futurama: Bender's Big Score
The Dark Knight
Chicago
De-Lovely
30 Days of Night
The Black Dahlia
Wall-E
Persepolis
Jumper
The Incredible Hulk
Ghost in the Shell
There Will Be Blood
Dan in Real Life
Atonement
2 Days in Paris
Horton Hears a Who!
No Country for Old Men
Once
Waitress
We Are Marshall
Something to Talk About
Steel Magnolias
Juno
Ratatouille
I Am Legend
Sex is Comedy
Sweeney Todd
Puccini for Beginners
Blood Diamond
The Constant Gardener
Fantastic Four
Grindhouse
The Namesake
Swingers
Roll Bounce
TMNT
The Devil Wears Prada
Cold Mountain
The Departed
Gangs of New York
Freaky Friday
Pan's Labyrinth
Stomp the Yard
Children of Men
Raising Victor Vargas
Jackass 2
Volver
Little Miss Sunshine
Cider House Rules
Fearless
Dreamgirls
Rocky Balboa
Invincible
The Conversation
Casino Royale
Just Friends
Me and You and Everyone We Know
Brazil
North Country
The Squid and the Whale
Lord of War
Grave of the Fireflies
Congo
The Land Before Time
The Usual Suspects
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
Waking Ned Devine
The Cat Returns
My Neighbor Totoro
Porco Rosso
Kiki's Delivery Service
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Syriana
Sin City
The Da Vinci Code
Derailed
A Few Good Men
Panic Room
Batman Begins
Memoirs of a Geisha
The Village
Top Gun
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Corpse Bride
Mission: Impossible III
Flight Plan
Match Point
Inside Man
V for Vendetta
Thank You For Smoking
Gattaca
Prime
Dead Poets Society
Sex, Lies, and Videotape
Good Night, and Good Luck.
Broken Flowers
The Goonies
Brokeback Mountain
March of the Penguins
Elf
You Got Served
King Kong
King Kong
RENT
Anniversary Party
All the Real Girls
Jarhead
Capote
Army of Darkness
Ballet Russes
The Longest Yard
Nine Queens
Before Night Falls
The 40 Year Old Virgin
The Exorcism of Emily Rose
Taxi Driver
The Beat That My Heart Skipped
Raging Bull
Assault on Precinct 13
Maria Full of Grace
Red Eye
Four Brothers
Aristocrats
Lucía y el sexo
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Old School
Wedding Crashers
Live Flesh
Coach Carter
The Sea Inside
War of the Worlds
Anchorman
RIZE
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Y Tu Mama Tambien
In a Lonely Place
Hotel Rwanda
French Kiss
The Life Aquatic
Crash
Spanglish
Donnie Darko
The Sting
Million Dollar Baby
Monster-in-Law
Sideways
Star Wars: Episode III -- Revenge of the Sith
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
Ghostbusters II
Kung Fu Hustle
Melinda and Melinda
Ray
Constantine
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Hitch
Bad Education
Closer
The Fifth Element
Troy
Secret Window
Sideways
Shaun of the Dead
Blue Planet
Duplex
House of Flying Daggers
Laws of Attraction
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
Rock-A-Doodle
Barbershop 2: Back in Business
Rushmore
The Aviator
Almost Famous
Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
40 Days and 40 Nights
The Heart of a Dog
Sideways
The Incredibles
How to Murder Your Wife
I Heart Huckabees
The Manchurian Candidate
Vanity Fair
About Schmidt
Butterfly Effect
Castle in the Sky
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Spirited Away
Love Actually
House of Sand and Fog
Bad Boys II
Life of David Gale
Aladdin
I, Robot
My Cousin Vinny
The Company
Mystic River
Starsky&Hutch
21 Grams
Dog Day Afternoon
The Cooler
Spellbound
Glengarry Glen Ross
Le Divorce
Dick
Bourne Identity
Calendar Girls
Mulan
Anchorman
Beauty and the Beast
The Wedding Singer
Swimming Pool
Intolerable Cruelty
Sandlot
Fahrenheit 9/11
Spiderman 2
Spiderman
EuroTrip
Dr. Zhivago
Stepford Wives
Dodgeball
Chronicles of Riddick
Saved!
Kill Bill Vol.1
Shrek 2
Van Helsing
Pumping Iron
The Importance of Being Ernest
Russian Ark
Better Off Dead
Training Day
Triplets of Belleville

buuuuuuuuuuurn

December 20, 2005

Accountant on speaker: Okay, I tried entering my password and it didn't work.
Tech: I reset it to "password."
Accountant on speaker: Okay, let me try my password again.
Tech: Make sure you type "password."
Accountant on speaker: It didn't work again.
Tech: Iou typed far too many letters for the word "password." Did you type in "password" as your password?
Accountant on speaker: Yu never told me to do that.
Tech: So what part of my sentance confused you: "Type in the word
'password' when it asks you for your password", or "I reset it for you, your password is now 'password.'"
Accountant on speaker: I have a CPA, don't talk to me like that.
Tech: I can make up acronyms too. I'll be in your office in five
minutes. In the meantime, ponder this one: I'm OMGWTF certified.

220 Woodbine Road
Downingtown, Pennsylvania


It's so funny that I want to cry.

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