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December 14, 2004From Kurt: A brief conversation his friend Ben had with his bio TA:TA: Are you in my recitation? Ben: Yes. TA: I've never seen you before. Ben: No, you haven't. Hi, my name is Ben. TA: Here's your final, good luck. From me: A conversation on the T with a 15 y/o that lasted way longer than it should have: Boy: So how old are you? Me: How old am I? How old are you? Boy: 15. Me: Great. I'm 20. Do you go to school? Boy: No. Me: So what do you do all day? Boy: You know, stuff. Me: What kinda stuff? I mean, I don't know because I go to school. So you gotta tell me. Boy: Party. Hang out with women. Me: Women. Really. Boy: Yeah I probably have a couple babies out there that I don't know about. Me: Oh good. Boy: What's your favorite book? Me: Probably Lord of the Flies. Boy: Wow. I didn't know people actually had favorite books. Me: Oh yeah. Have you seen the movie? Boy: No. You wanna come back to my place and watch it? Me: No thanks. I have a boyfriend who's really good to me. Boy: I'll be really good to you. Me: Somehow I doubt that. This is really my dream right here. Being hit on by 15y/olds. Although that black faux leather jacket did make him look at least 16... |
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